For a good portion of my life I thought the best two words in the English language were “Free” and “Beer”, in fact Freebeer was my first online name. Followed by Kilgore Trout, Muy Groso and finally Rack Jite.
Speaking or bad ads, the Calis ads need to extend each short scene of all those beautiful middle aged couples taking their clothes off and doing it in that hammock, in those bathtubs, in the front yard, on the ladder, in the row boat, at the Mexican restaurant, in the movie theater and above all on that Merry-go-round.