It’s happened! Rush Limbaugh’s 4th wife, 40-year-old blonde knockout Kathryn has decided to share the big-mouthed ass with the world after all! As early as 2012 we ran an article about Limbaugh’s impending divorce. The two had only been wed two years at the time whent Kathryn told him to knock off his signature slut shaming. The disagreement came after Limbaugh’s disgusting – and illogical attack on Sandra Fluke. Limbaugh called the Georgetown Law student a sl*t and a prostitute for her support of women’s access to birth control. Failing to listen to his wife proved to be Limbaugh’s Waterloo career-wise as advertisers raced to drop the show. His career has been in a downward spiral ever since.
The 66-year-old Limbaugh has been married three times, so what’s one more divorce – unless Limbaugh has more to lose this time around. Friends say he dotes on Kathryn, but he’s also in love with his imperiled $475 Million dollar fortune. Limbaugh was so certain this marriage was forever, that the famously mistrustful misogynist filed no pre-nup to protect his fortune. If Kathryn’s dating is true, fanboys of Rushbo will have to cope with the realization that Rush is truly a cuckold. Limbaugh’s pals surmise the same thing.
A friend of Limbaugh revealed that Rush is suspicious and he doesn’t like it. “But he doesn’t want to come down too hard on Kathryn because he’s afraid she’ll leave him and take all his money.” As a former radio ‘broadcaster’ would say, ‘and there you have it folks!’
Limbaugh signed off on 6/29 previous to the 4th of July vacation, saying: “By time Monday comes along my self worth may be so diminished, I may call in and ask can we work Monday/”
No sympathy for the devil here. Limbaugh has heaped enough hateful abuse during his alleged career and personal life that karma is just winding up to give him a well deserved kick him in the ‘nads.
Rackjite append um: I drew this cartoon in 1993 24 years ago. Somethings never change
