Jimmy Fallon’s monologue touches upon LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling’s BIG racist mistake. Imagine how the game will change if Oprah buys the Clippers…A pre-game session on the couch with Dr. Phil and excited fans will hunt for gifts under the seats. Jimmy makes a mysterious reference to ‘clippers and balls’ – as if Stedman might be in on the joke.
But really, Perhaps this is the ‘break’ Sterling needs. He is free to start his own league, with teams that appeal more to white fans who share his white racist sensibilities. Check out the new possible names and logos for the teams. It doesn’t get more pale than ‘Wyoming Whole Foods’ and several more mighty whitey ideas Jimmy has devised.
In other news, find out why NASA may soon depend upon a trampoline and a daredevil from “America’s Dumbest.” And finally, the word is that the Duck Dynasty clothing line is about to release a children’s line. If this thing pans out with Donald Sterling…Well, I’m just saying – everyone likes sports jerseys in camo.