Okay, so there isn’t much else to do in South Dakota, after all, you can only visit Mt Rushmore so many times before it gets boring. There is the Badlands. Or is that there are the Badlands. They don’t call it / them that for nothing. A place not to go. So it’s mostly just getting out of the barn once in a while and going to the Dairy Queen for a Blizzard in a blizzard.
I find it somewhat worrisome that no one at the Dept of Motor Vehicles or at the TV station saw the laughs coming. What, are there no truckers or traveling salesmen in South Dakota? What do you think they do to pass the long boring road time? Especially in South Dakota?
Do they have women in South Dakota or is it like dwarfs in Middle Earth? They may exist but no one has ever seen them.