Dealing with the police can be more instantaneously hazardous to your health than fried foods, smoking and drugs all taken together. Dwayne Kennedy has mapped out a helpful, step-by-step guide to dealing with authorities. Step one: Do not deal with the police. Failing this, follow Dwayne’s handy guide. Lastly, when faced with a speeding ticket, don’t expect George Zimmerman’s Texas method to work for you!