Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr have only one thing to say about their father, Donald Trump — he’s great — Okay, they actually have a bit more to say, so they made a campaign ad for their dad. The boys are helping dad “make America great again,” whatever that means. Perhaps it refers to pre-Republican days, way back – maybe when FDR was in office? Probably not, but if you’re waiting for clarification, you won’t get it here – either.
The ‘boys’ get their message across in the only way they know how – using the standard ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ technique.’ The haters need to “shut their fat, unsuccessful mouths and listen to every word dad has to say because he’s our BLANKING dad!” Yep, these are Trump’s kids. Oh, and stop making fun of his hair! Who knew? Thin skin and bad hair are both genetic.
While the ‘my dad is richer’ technique is ineffective, it can also be dangerous when used by an emotional rich kid holding a lethal weapon! But hey, as Ben Carson told us today, in an interview about the Oregon tragedy; “I wouldn’t just stand there and let him shoot me.” I guess it was the victim’s fault all along.