Huzzahs! John Edwards’ campaign finance fraud case ended in a mistrial Thursday when jurors acquitted him on one of six charges but were unable to decide whether he misused money from two wealthy donors to hide his pregnant mistress while he ran for president.
After a brief stop for a decent haircut, John Edwards made an announcement to run for President in 2012. Admittedly he has had a few setbacks, but we hope he’s learned to utilize SuperPACS – where he can use unlimited amounts of money for supporting mistresses and expenses in amounts he’d previously not dreamed possible!
