If you’re waiting for a ‘good guy with a gun’ to stop the ‘bad guy with a gun’ – we presume these are the folks you’ve been waiting for.
In this video guns are discharged, then take off on their own trajectory free of the shooter almost as often as they stay in the hands of the surprised gun newbies. Clever! These folks are a double threat. If they don’t take out the bad guy with the bullet, they’ll take out several onlookers with the spinning rifle. A group fire into the air in a cemetery, then seem surprised when gravity taks over and the rain of fire comes back down. Lucky for the last man he only lost his pants and his dignity. Mostly this collection shows folks just hurting themselves, and somehow averting tragedy.
In related news, a man in Georgia became the latest in long tradition of gunmen who have holstered their guns only to later greatly regret not having unloaded the weapon first. In January of 2013 it was reported that at least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010.
The man was parked at a gas station when his .45 discharged while he was attempting to holster it. The shocked shooter then drove himself to a friend’s house where he dropped his pants to examine the damage. He found that he had shot himself in the penis, and the bullet had exited through his buttocks. He has a souvinir, as the spent round fell to the floor when he removed his britches. We have no report on the condition of his penis or buttocks at this time. At last report the man had been transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.
Guns are often seen as penis enhancement devices, and while we wish the man a speedy recovery…At least his trusty iron virility is in one piece.