The penis float! Do we have a word yet for this kind of thing? And what is this kind of thing? Is this like talking race to your black friends? Or men telling tampon jokes to the ladies? How long does it take for a society to no longer care about this stuff? Where don’t they care what color or sex you are? That’s a tough one.
One thing we can agree on though, Mississippi, Texas and South Carolina will be last in line in this matter. Much like the future map of legalized marijuana. The same troublesome confederate states will be separated from the rest of the civilized world. Per usual. But hey, there is the warm weather and the often oily beaches of the gulf. And grits, okra, kudzu, Spanish moss and chicken fried steak.