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What dark kinship is this? The Onion has made Beck the butt of their jokes, perhaps he didn’t understand? Beck has filmed a spot for the upcoming Onion’s News Review. The new clip shows that Beck used to work for ONN, and that he once auditioned for host of the fake networks fake flagship show Fact Zone. This is revealed in a clip from a fake documentary on the fake history of the show’s fake anchor, Brooke Alvarez. The documentary explains why Alvarez is as cold and heartless as she is as her childhood involved forced Cosmonaut training and brutal monkey fights.