Have you thought of trading Facebook for your ‘Real Life’ again? Do you long to take back the life you once had ? I didn’t think so…But work with me. You once did things with your flesh and blood friends. The kind of friends you can call to go and see a movie – outside of your house – back when you didn’t wear sweatpants 24/7. You had the kind of friends who would help you move – pure gold!
Of course there are trade-offs. No more late night stalking of old flames, or looking up pudgy cheerleaders…Chill – only the snobby ones.
That will be a positive change, like exploring your inner life – with no diversions to distract you. In the quiet of your room, only the sound of the faucet drip, drip dripping like sands through the hourglass of time.
Does anyone have a good joke or story, maybe some grand-kid photos?!