After viewing any number of alleged 'Harlem Shake' videos, I was quite convinced that whatever the people were doing or suffering had not been conceived or brought to fruition anywhere near the rich cultural atmosphere of Harlem. Confronted with the video evidence, Harlem residents react with horror, revulsion and incredulity. Who knew? it seems that the real Harlem Shake involved rhythm in some way. In the fond hope that the name of Harlem will cease to be defiled in this manner, I give you the Real People of Harlem.