It’s official, Hell is now a skating rink! In Hell, Michigan the temperature is a balmy 4 degrees and the snow is piled high in the wake of the Polar Vortex. Long time resident Jim Hilliard says it’s never been this cold. The snow is deep, really deep. Hilliard was worried about his neighbor up the hill. “The neighbor was kind of stuck up there. She called a snow plow last night and the snow plow got stuck,” he said. That’s bad luck. Hilliard continued, “Well, they called the tow truck. The tow truck to get the plow out,” Hilliard said. And the tow truck got stuck as well. No word on the dog sled team which inevitably followed.
Uh oh, remember all of the things you said you’d do only “when Hell froze over?” It’s now time to invite your raging crazy in-laws over, prepare to win the Lottery, volunteer for a Tea Party fundraiser or paint your car screaming yellow with flames…And watch out for flying pigs, too! What have you claimed you’d only do when Hell froze over?
Since this frozen Hell is in Michigan, and not the ‘big’ one, we should get a pardon, don’t you think?
Meanwhile, find out what happens when you set out to make yellow snow in 17 degree weather, and other fun tricks to entertain yourself and amaze your friends. You could probably use a little airing out by now…Just sayin’.