With the outing of feckless scoundrels on the Ashley Madison website, men who remained faithful, like the husband from The Holderness Family are milking it for all it’s worth. In this amusing love song, the couple liken the pat on the back he deserves for not cheating, to getting a trophy for not killing someone. While the husband’s hygiene and generally sloppiness are a bone of contention with his wife; just for today, he – and other faithful men gets props…Although admittedly the bar has been set rather low.
In more disturbing news, those who have been outed have one more troubling fact to add to their misery. A former employee of Ashley Madison reveals that the site is a sausage fest – because 85% of customers are male. We knew the male to female ratio was skewed, with the female members numbering only 15%. It gets better – or worse, depending on your involvement.
Most of that small number of hot, discreet married ladies, weren’t clients. The women were fictional creations of Ashley Madison employees, who spent considerable time making up email addresses and online identities of women for men to write to, in hopes of meeting and cheating with them! It seems that women were not interested in the services of the online go-between. Perhaps they are more faithful – or discreet by nature?