Though I had not hear of him until now, Josh Hutcherson is just not that hot. He isn’t ugly mind you, he just does not meet the bar as anyone Jennifer Lawrence could give to hoots in Hell about. I have heard of Ms Lawrence because she has big kaboozos.
Though the Onion reviewer does help us understand which young actors are indeed hot, I mean really hot, it didn’t help me much as I had never heard of any of them either.
But it is good that a man weighs in on this kind of thing, at least once in awhile, and at the Onion.