What we need is a Second Coming, or is that a Third Coming since we got The Donald?
The problem of course with the Second Coming is Jesus couldn’t get here to America with the travel ban. And even if he did climb over our wall, Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions the Third would have him nailed to a tree in no time at all.
After all he wears a Muslim robe, has long hair, can’t speak English, has no job, no papers, is a felon, is a smartypants and says rich people go to Hell.