With Christmas around the corner, Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #ChristmasFail. You could consider these tweets from Jimmy’s viewers to be cautionary fails, but I don’t believe these incidents are ‘fails’ at all. A ‘perfect’ Christmas exists only on the cover of Martha Stewart ‘Living’ magazine. A priceless Christmas occurs when someone spikes the punch and grandma reveals a crush on the mailman…Whom I hope was receptive when she invited him to stand under the mistletoe
As one viewer’s parents learned, it’s wise to think twice about the calendar you give your child as a gift. A calendar of Italian photos would be a very clever way to announce your plans for a family trip to Italy! If no trip is in the offing, it’s best to stick to fluffy puppies and kittens. Likewise, a calendar with photos of a Bugatti Veyron might send the wrong message as well. One might well assume, ‘ We did win the lottery!’
As you’ll see, Santa has been both outspoken and a little scary. Take heed, you gum-chewers, and those who would investigate Santa-like noises in the living room, Santa might blind you!