Do you have your new Apple iPhone 5 yet? If so – congratulations, you have earned it in what has become a competitive shopping tradition, as those who have attended each new Apple roll-out can attest. However if you’re still debating, Jimmy can help you weigh the pros and cons of buying yours now. Cry as painful high school memories return to Jimmy, and recover quickly to lust, as you view the ‘smooth curved backside’ which can be yours to possess! You can make a call on this thing – right?