Fox News wants our elected president to be more like appointed for life King Abdullah of Jordan – who is also much more like CLINT EASTWOOD than our own Pussy Pushoverpie. But we must remember Fox News is not noted for nuance.
Fox News viewers don’t even know what nuance means, it being a big unusual French sounding word and all. So for any Fox News viewers who might have happened in here by mistake, “nuance” is not this years new car fragrance or anything to do with ghosts or Ouija boards, it is something smart people have and yall best just put some white gravy on your chicken fried steak and move on.
So let me look a few things up here. The basis of Jordan’s legal system is Sharia Law. 95% of the population is Islam. 62% of the Jordanians think women who commit adultery should be stoned to death and 82% of Jordanians believe those leaving the faith should be put to death. So Fox News being what it is, what’s not to like? Well I suppose the nuance there is that Fox News wants a system of Biblical Law rather than Sharia Law. But looking into that it’s pretty much the same thing.
Then of course we have the disconnect that for years President Pussy Pushoverpie has been commanding thousands of sorties, bombing and dronings and tens of billions of dollars in support of the Kurds and Iraqis, compared to 4 days of Jordan dropping bombs on American women.
What does Fox News want? Same as John McCain, Lindsay Graham, the GOP, the Christian Right and ISIS. Boots on the ground, full war again. After all, we want to see more videos of Americans hanging from bridges, burned alive in cages, American Donut Dollies raped and beheaded, and what if on a trip they got hold of Megyn Kelly and made a video of her being burned in a cage and they FED EX’d here head to Bill O’Reilly? Would that be enough for a H BOMBS? Or maybe some sort of Fox News final solution?
There is only one solution, get out of that Hellhole of religious violence, hate, ruble and insane people once an for all. If any nuking needs to be done, let Good King Abdullah do it. Or Israel. Or Iran!
Would a regional Middle East nuclear war create enough dust in the atmosphere to dim the Sun enough to stop global warming? Hey, none of those people there have a personal relationship with Jesus Christs so what’s it matter? They are all going to Hell anyway. Only a matter of when.