Hackers (working for SATAN) revealed the names and financial information of married cheaters registered on the Ashley Madison website today – as promised, and wouldn’t you know it, we recognized an old friend on the list, Josh Duggar!
You’ll recall that Ashley Madison is (or was) a site for married people hoping to hook up with other married hotties for super secret affairs with no strings. And, the trysts were guaranteed to be super secret, thanks to state-of-the-art security. Nothing online is truly ‘secure.’ Cross stitch those five words on a pillow, for they are now a meaningful for millions of Ashley Madison clients who – at this moment, are having an emotionally intense night, because they have a lot of massive ‘splainin’ to do’ to the spouse.
I – for one, cannot be more surprised to see Josh Duggar’s name among the sinners! It isn’t even a Christian cheating site, yet Josh has spent in excess of $1,000 in two separate accounts. Duggar even paid $250 for the guarantee, which assures your money back if you don’t have an affair within three months. No dummy is our Josh!
Duggar is blessed with a submissive wife – just like the submissive wife who married dear old dad. He was wed in a heterosexual,Christian ceremony, which bound their souls together forever, amen. You catch a glimpse of the bond that exists between Josh and what’s-her-name in the photo, where she’s gazing up at Josh with creepy devotion – or gas.
In 2013 Josh was named the executive director of the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying group in D.C. which seeks “to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of society.”
At the same time, Josh was on Ashley Madison where he posted the following laundry list:
“Conventional Sex,” Experimenting with Sex Toys,” One-Night Stands,” “Open to Experimentation,” “Gentleness,” “Good With Your Hands,” Sensual Massage,” “Extended Foreplay/Teasing,” “Bubble Bath for 2,” “Likes to Give Oral Sex,” “Likes to Receive Oral Sex,” “Someone I Can Teach,” “Someone Who Can Teach Me,” “Kissing,” “Cuddling & Hugging,” “Sharing Fantasies,” “Sex Talk.”
To be fair, Josh does not request a partner who resembles one of his sisters – or a minor, so he is making progress. With the loving support of family friends like Uncle Huckabee, Josh has just weathered the sister touching incident, only to have this new scandal blow in…So soon, too.
As you can see by this Funny or Die video – from May, Josh can’t stay out of the limelight for long. Here, Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar explain Josh’s long-forgiven sister-touching problems, (we don’t call it molestation). But mostly they focus on the trauma that ungodly, nosy people have caused them. Tsk, tsk…Michelle and JimBob (real name) are in for some more testing from God!