Key and Peele know what an absolute hassle slow lines and cumbersome TSA regulations can be, especially at peak holiday travel time. If you are troubled by the delays, perhaps you’ll take comfort by looking in at a group of men who are more hampered by TSA regulations than you could ever be! In fact, you may want to kiss the next inspector who picks apart your personal items, and insists upon getting even more personal behind a screen, for a pat-down or worse…Or maybe you won’t. I’m just saying, you may take a different view of their intrusive inspection methods.
In a dark cave, thousands of miles from the United States, desperate men in robes, (who somewhat resemble the Three Wise Men) vent their frustrations and plan new horrors. It has been thirteen years since Al Qaeda attacked the United States. Only one agency stands between them and another horrible attack. The TSA!
Sure, to you they may not appear to be on the ball, but that is their genius! The uniformed TSA agents who appear to be listless, uncaring employees, often prone to nit-picking, or enui are an elite team that strikes fear in the hearts of those who would do us harm!
Watch and see how the TSA has headed off numerous evil plots with their prophetic, all-knowing regulations – and feel safer this holiday season…Unless there is turbulence, and then you’re on your own.