On Last Week Tonight with John Oliver; after the arrests of numerous top officials, John Oliver gives an update on FIFA, and pleads with sponsors to drop their support of Sepp Blatter, in trade for drinking a Budweiser Light Lime on air. He will also declare it to be delicious, although he claims “It tastes like the puddle beneath the dumpster in back of a Long John Silver’s Restaurant.”
The IRS always gets its man (or men), and just as they got Al Capone when no one else could, they brought the FIFA house of cards down through one informant. Oddly, all of the top officials were arrested, but Sepp Blatter remains free, the unchallenged President of FIFA, and most crooked man in sports…And that’s saying something. John reasons “To kill a snake you have to cut off its head, or in this case it’s a**hole.”
Only the sponsors are powerful enough to end Blatter’s reign. That’s why John is pleading with Budweiser, McDonald’s KIA, Hyundai, Adidas Coca-Cola and VISA to pull their support and make Sepp Blatter go away. In return for making Sepp Blatter vanish, John is prepared to do absolutely anything! He will wear Adida’s most ugly shoes, and eat a bite of everything on McDonald’s Dollar Menu, which reportedly ” tastes like normal food cursed by vindictive wizards.”
John Oliver will make the ultimate sacrifice for Budweiser. He will personally drink one of their ‘disgusting items – even a Bud Light Lime!’ Oliver is clearly passionate about soccer. “I’ll do it. he declares. ” If you get rid of the Swiss demon who is ruining the sport I love , this stuff will taste like f*** g champagne!” You heard him sponsors, just do it!