“I don’t drink beer, but I know someone who does! Well wait. No I don’t know anyone who drinks beer. Oh, James who is a Woodborn Elf in my dungeons and dragons group drank a beer right in front of me once. But he threw up.”
This poor soul does not understand that to get women you have to wear a baseball hat on backwards and always have a beer in hand. Girls like that. Until the get married anyway.