ISIS is made up of about 25,000 fighters at present and is growing, even as they are now getting the crap bombed out of them. And a future of drones falling on their heads. Why do young Muslim men still join up so readily?
Well there is the 35% unemployment rate and having nothing better to do. And of course family members blown to smithereens by America and Israel. But I believe the elephant in the room is no beer or sex for young men. Beer is against the law, women live in black bags and there is NO FUN going on of any kind. So along comes ISIS recruiter Iatoldya Moboomboom to explain that if you join up, not only is it fun playing with guns (just ask any American who has visited Bullets and Burgers), you might get the opportunity to behead an American or a Jew, and if you die you get 72 clothless virgins to play with for eternity. That’s one virgin for every forever! But sadly, still no beer. For as you well know if you have ever been to a wedding in Wisconsin, IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER! IT’S WHY WE DRINK IT HERE! Which then asks the larger question, is polka music possible without beer?