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Memphis, Tennessee. Thursday had barely begun when a young man was about to have an eventful day. First, he crashed his car into a pole. Perhaps seeking a phone, he tried rousting the home owner by banging on the door. When he failed to raise anyone, he stripped to his underwear and broke a window to get in, he was greeted with gunfire from home owner Leroy Bruce.
According to Bruce, the young man ran away bleeding and for some inexplicable reason, minus shirt and pants ran to a nearby McDonald’s, threw a rock through the big front window and went in and sat down waiting I suppose for his egg McMuffin.
WMC-TV’s witness Lisa Fuqua – and Understatement Champion five years running – who called the police stated that he wouldn’t be difficult to identify. Ms Fuqua also stated that the suspect also “had to be on some high powered something.”
Officers found the unidentified suspect in the restaurant. Apparently he was not difficult to pick out from the other diners, most of whom, I presume were wearing clothes and had no obvious gun shot holes.
The busy suspect was then taken to Regional Medical Center, where they will decide on what charges to press once he is released. Full Story