What happened to Randy Travis? Less than a year ago he was on stage in Iowa with Mike Huckabee singing the Lord’s praises for Michele Bachmann. 6 months later he is found passed out drunk in a church parking lot in Nowhere, Texas. And now 6 months later found drunk, clothless and unconscious on the side of the road in Nowhere-B, Texas. He had previously walked into a highway food mart to buy cigarettes, but left after the clerk asked how he would pay for them, being clothless and all. Could it be his recent divorce from his wife 28 years his senior? A possible whispered affair with Marcus Bachmann? Embarrassed for being one of Michele Bachmann’s intellectual lapdogs? Or is he just another Country Western star who is even dumber than Charlie Daniels? I guess that is for each of us to decide ourselves. Tea Party Randy Travis drunk and clothless
One thing fair to predict is that with this mugshot of him in front of the height meter has gone viral, having the whole world now knowing he is such a little crap, he may get depressed once more and will be found drunk and clothless soon again. Well short in that we thought he was tall…
Oh BTW, I once had a friend who was arrested for being drunk and clothless, all he had on was a turned down sailor hat. Well on LSD and clothless… You know why that happens? Because he crap his pants. The funny part of the story was when we went to bail him out in the morning we took along a folded pile of clothes with a baseball cap on top. The female jailer behind the desk handed us back the hat to say. “Oh, he has a hat!”