Look at this, only three members of the Jesus entourage are suspected of being gay even though from today’s perspective they all look gay, including the guy in the dress in the middle who never had sex with a woman. None of the group hung out with any women at all. Well other than that one used up prostitute.
And hey, even if Jesus was not gay, what with the hair, the dress, the sandals, being all love, peace, pacifist, and all that bleeding heart godooder crap he seems more like Saul Alinsky or Bill Ayers than the God of American Conservatism.