We have better security at our Southern border than we do here at the White House
You may have noticed nothing from SNL per usual here on Sunday mornings. I found nothing funny there last night. This should have been the SLN Cold Open not throwing Obama down the capital steps in a nonpartisan skit. It’s not even the politics one way or the other, it’s the not funny. SNL lost it’s edge long ago.
The Daily Show and Colbert have been funnier with more bite than SNL has been for some time now. I believe it has much to do with two things, being too into themselves and a New York audience audience and trying not to offend anyone for the share. And the really talented ones, Kate McKinnon these days, get gobbled up by Hollywood all too soon.
You want funny? Here you go! I carried this one folded up in my wallet to show around for about 10 years before it denigrated.
Now why do about 95% of the respondents tell me they don’t get it. Well because there is nothing to get other than the machine gun rat-tat-tat of absurdities that doesn’t let up. In fact 10 tats of it…
First the art of it.
A man laying on the ground with his nose in his mouth.
A working class man named Leo trying to help.
A disinterested shopper.
A disinterested dog.
The text of it.
Everybody back! – No one gives a crap, not even the dog.
This man has swallowed his nose! – The absurdity of such a thing.
Don’t panic! – Again no one is panicking not even the dog.
I am a sheet metal worker. – As if sheet metal workers know a lot.
Somebody get me a pail of water. – The absurdity of a pail of water doing any good.
And a catchers mitt! – Not only the repeated absurdity of a catcher’s mitt doing any good, but with the added humor of having to perhaps catch a runaway nose going so fast a regular mitt will not be enough to hold it.
Oh and while I am ad it, the funniest video every made! The 4th of July Heritage Loaf
[Be sure to smoke weed where it is legal before viewing]