Despite all the White House scandals this week, President Obama is more concerned about a Buzzfeed article listing things that will make you feel old. I can’t blame him, it has my full obsessive attention too! The apparent ‘acceleration of time’ should take precedence over Benghazi-gate…I think you’ll agree once you see this video and start to apply it in your own life. For instance, look at the photo of a youthful, smiling President Obama. Now, compare it to the likeness he holds up, in which Redd Foxx is pictured as “What I expect to look like after another two weeks of this!” BTW, be sure to tell the ‘kids’ who Redd Foxx was.
There is plenty of evidence that time is racing by. I suspect this scientific anomaly is running concurrently with climate change. Consider for a moment, that the Motorola Razr phone. I would spoil it by telling you where you can go to gaze upon one. Be sure to have the price of admission.
Whatever you do, don’t start adding the age of the first Karate Kid, and compare it to the age that Mr. Myagi was when that movie was made. It can only lead to the habit of finding yet more unpleasant mathematical realizations in the lives of others, and worse yet in your own!