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Do you think it’s too obvious? I don’t either. When he needs a BIG hint girls, this is your bra! I won’t be a spoiler by giving away the features, they’re many and clever, but let’s just say they have thought of everything. Okay just one small hint: when he does that something you’ve awaited by placing the ring in the bra, the audible tick tick ticking of your biologicial clock is silenced. That’s the good news. What follows might cause him to long for the ticking.
You might want to include a clause in the pre-nup that you won’t be participating in the next story. When they talk about truck pulls in Israel, they’re talking about literally pulling a truck! Men and women both participate. When I said it would be nice to do more things together honey, this isn’t what I had in mind.
Give them 30,000 eggs and a few spuds in Romania, and see what they’ll do with them.
No day would be complete without a visit to some of the world’s dumbest criminals.