So moving on from an often cited premise that all dating websites are for the stupid, here it is pinned down for the clinically declared stupid who just seem drunk. OMG! I never noticed that correlation before! OMG! Gonna have to move from 18 packs down to 12 packs.
Finding the right mate is much like fishing, the amount of fish you catch is most dependent upon how much time you have bait in the water. The couch is not a good place. TV is not time well spent.
Which just got me thinking that maybe cable TV and dating websites are connected, for back in my day there was nothing on TV so we all went out all the time.