Best Disguise, and distraction for a snatch and grab robbery goes to the clothless streaker passing with the speed of winged Mercury through a Langley BC Wendy’drive through. To think, they wanted the bemused ladies to describe him.
Best Hidden Hype: The American Motion Picture Association. Increasing “best of” nominees from five to ten pictures. What could be their motivation?
Best Realist: Lt. Colonel Joe Repya, former Republican, who feels the Republican party is in a death spiral. He’s decided to stop enabling their bad behavior and call it quits. Hear why on Best persons in the World!