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Onion News: Bill to eliminate 12 states, and kill Brooke Alvarez

Congress to fight deficit by eliminating 12 states!  Suggestions: ARIZONA! Texas, Mississippi, Idaho, Utah, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, Kansas, North Dakota, South Dakota and Oklahoma. Have the populations moved to the only nations which are more conservative than the United States: Bahrain, Syria, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Libya, Somalia and Iran. I will help with car pooling… 


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