Mila Kunis is a dog! This should be a lesson to all you ladies. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT MAKEUP. Or even out on your patio. Or God forbid the beach or poolside.
DO NOT JOG IN PUBLIC! Get a treadmill in a windowless room. If you need milk in a hurry, put a bag over your head.
And why do the ladies spend all that time putting on makeup and finding the right accessories? It’s crazy.
It’s because men require it.