There is something in the coffee of news anchors who rise in the dark, to be freshly primped and perky to gently guide you into the first news of the day. Earlier in the week an anchor insulted a sports reporter over his "small thing," and today the discussion went over the top when Australian anchors discussed how to deal with an intruder. One bragged about her husband’s "Long stabby thing’ and the hapless male anchor made the most outrageous statement in complete innocence – it appears.