It must be said that the government has retracted it’s statement that it will soon allow Palcohol to be sold in the United States. Here are a few reasons why…
The immediate use for Palcohol has not been mentioned here or anywhere for that matter. You wanna make a lot of money? Sell Palcohol in cruise ship parking lots. Which also begs the question, what do the cruise ship employees do with the millions of gallons of alcohol they confiscate in the boarding areas each day?
I love the part about DO NOT SNORT THIS. It screams at us to snorting it as it must be really good.
Sprinkled on donuts had not occurred to me, though I am reminded of those LSD in the spaghetti dinners back in the day.
Adding Palcohol to bottled water will get a lot of drunk people in places we saw no drunk people before. But hey, drunk people are fun to watch in places they don’t belong. Like the zoo.
And of course as a food additive they are sure to make the I ONLY HAD TWO BEERS or I ALWAYS ACT LIKE THIS defense work outside your car.
So how else can Palcohol change the world we live in?