Sarah Palin’s entire family spent a wholesome Saturday night together at the Iron Dog Snowmobile party, which quickly turned into an ugly drunken brawl. A heated request was subsequently made to the former vice presidential candidate’s family, to leave the premises…And here’s the rest of the story, which proves the Battlin’ Brannigans don’t hold a candle to the Pugilistic Palins.
Alaskan political blogger Amanda Coyne fills in some of the details.
“There’s some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snow machine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palins show up,” wrote Coyne. “There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more.”“The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t,” Coyne continued. “At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, ‘Don’t you know who I am!’ And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, ‘This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!’”
“Don’t you know who I am!” “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” I guess there weren’t many of Palin’s new network subscribers at this ‘do.’ What is known causes this humble scribe to wonder how our White House shindigs might differ if things had gone in the direction of McCain – Palin in that fateful election.
Observers report seeing Todd Palin nursing bloody nose. Track Palin had his shirt pulled off and he was walking around making obscene gestures at folks, with mother Sarah following closely behind. Chris Olds, whose home was the location of the melee, said that he was repeatedly struck by Bristol Palin. Yes, dainty Bristol of DWTS may yet have a career in Mixed Martial Arts. I’m certain that when tempers cool the Palins will apologize and write the customary thank you note to their host for inviting them to his home for an evening of entertainment. As Sarah told us in her Ice Bucket Challenge video, she is a ‘prim and proper’ lady these days.
Anchorage Police confirmed to Griffin that at least 20 people were involved in the fight, but reports differ as to who started the brawl and why. While much of this story depends upon the claims of witnesses, the story above was verified by a majority of those questioned.