Paris Hilton has had a jail house epiphany! She has put down the coke, the meth, the X, the Jack Daniels and the wood to pick up a Bible and a cause. She is on her way to change her life from top Celebrity Slut to top Celebrity Do-Gooder! I hope she can take Britney Spears along with her on her rise to philanthropy. Perhaps they could get married in Massechucetts and begin adopting babies in Africa.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the new face of Paris Hilton. Serious
actress. Serious philanthropist—next month she’s going on a charity
mission to Rwanda. Just plain serious. Seriously? As you may remember
from the incessant news coverage, Hilton spent 23 days this summer in
jail for violating her probation on a DUI charge. Like so many ex-cons
before her, she says that she emerged a changed woman. She’s cut her
hair and moved into a paparazzi-proof gated community. She’s cut back
on the clubbing and even—ohmygod—changed her phone number. Newsweek – Ms. Hilton Gets Serious