Ironically men have complained bitterly over the years when asked to mind the handbag of their wife or girlfriend momentarily while shopping. Asked to mind his girlfriend’s pink pistol, our victim shoved it into his waistband with macho aplomb. Before they made it into the store, the gun that Lovie had left loaded, discharged ripping through his penis and his left leg.
I don’t know what kind of trouble the couple was expecting at the grocery store that led her to bring her prized pink pistol. Perhaps there is always the chance of a live turkey shoot at their market. If that were the case, you would never carry a loaded gun – much less shove it into your waistband, but you knew that – and now they do too. Just a painful little gun safety PSA.