Don’t let the title ‘Sad Dog Diary’ put you off, as it did me for several days. If you cry, it won’t be the tears shed by pet lovers the world over by PETA ads, but tears of laughter instead. If these pooches appear to be sad, it’s only because the world is such a puzzling place, and this video covers everything that concerns dogs deeply. You’ll note that often they worry about you Dearest Human, but they’ll keep working until they bring you around to civilized behavior. For instance, you could explode from not pooping in the park! Tomorrow we bring you the other side of the coin, ‘The Sad Cat Diary’
I can’t resist one spoiler on dogs and cats who live in the same environment. Anyone who has had both under one roof will recognize this peculiar bit of behavior.
Dear Diary, The cat is a curious magical creature. It’s as if a teddy bear mated with a cactus and yet it poops delicious candy into a box of pee flavored sprinkles. Dearest human guards these treats jealously, often harvesting them into a barrel, but I will admit that I sneak one from time to time They are delicious, forgive me.