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Sarah Palin defends her Smores from Michelle Obamas GOOD FOOD shock troops

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Ah nature! That’s what TLC’s ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ focuses on, and it’s grand isn’t it?

This week we see a glimpse of a pink grizzly mama rummaging through a campsite. Note to campers: always suspend your food high in a tree. What’s this…The mama is searching for the ‘ingredients for S’mores to feed her young before First Lady Michelle Obama stuffs a carrot in their mouths for dessert!

I know, it seems cranky and gruff as grizzlies are apt to be this time of year, when their ratings are dropping and they’re freezing their gortex off. I just hope she found the ‘recipe’ to go with the ‘ingredients.’

There are those who say that Sarah Palin is petty and vindictive with a penchant for playing the victim. I disagree. This is no petty victim act, it’s masterful pettiness. They’re not coming for your guns first Sarah, it’ll be your marshmallows.