The folks at BP want you to know that the Gulf has just ‘got awesomer’ thanks to their intervention. You may have seen their ‘non-spoof’ ads inviting you to come on down! When they speak of eyeless fish, they aren’t kidding. Mutations of of all sea life are appearing that rival anything Matt Groening SP could draw, or Stephen King has invented. So – c’mon down, they aren’t mutant freaks that are possibly dangerous, they’re just good eatin’!
