“Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” has a running segment called ‘The Most Patient Man on Television Endures the American Public.’ The segment features clips of C-SPAN host Steve Scully taking a variety of un-screened calls. It is impossible not to wonder how Scully maintains his patient and polite composure as one unhinged caller after another phones in. It is only when ‘Steve from Haymarket, Virginia’ phones, and launches into a relentless, eye-glazing monologue, that we learn the secret inner workings of Steve Scully that enable him to remain – the most patient man on television!