Beyond the gowns, crowns & smoking hot beauty – much wisdom can be gleaned from scantily clad beauty pageant contestants. Some may snicker at the thought, but Miss Philippines leaves no doubt as to which of the 5 senses she favors above all. I have a theory that without this particular sense, the entire beauty pageant business would not exist, which by the way, is the only aspect of ‘seeing’ she does not mention, in what is a rather lengthy answer. Smart girl! Who’s laughing now?
Anderson brings back some favorites lest we forget Miss Utah, a stunning woman whose view about inequality of the sexes depends upon problem solving by – men, of course…Which I suspect will prove to be true for her. (Meow)
Who could forget Miss Teen South Carolina? Do yourself a favor and reacquaint yourself with the shocking state of geography in this nation. It is nothing which could not be solved by a massive world-wide map drop.