Sherry Johnson, Sarah Palin Inlaw to be, Arrested on 6 Felony Counts

In the continuing saga of the Wasila Hillibillies we find the mother of Levi Johnson, Sherry Johnson 42, in jail with a six count felony accusation concerning ???, or as it is known on the street, Hillbilly ???.
Unedited Story here. 

Previously we have been treated to pictures of Levi and his soon to be wife 17 year old Bristol Palin covered in ??? in Bonnie and Clyde photos and not a few stories of Levi and his hard party nature regarding alcohol and ???. Which leads one to wonder if he was living with his mom at the time and if she was taking the hit.

The baby is due any moment which will obviously take place before the much talked about possible marriage to be. This of course puts Gay Marriage several moral and ethical steps above Hetero-Hillbilly marriages. In fact perhaps it is time to keep Hillbillies from marrying at all, you know, what with the Darwin Awards this time of year, the genetic pool is bad enough in not only Alaska but the hills and hollers of the lower lower 48.

The Hillbilly Marriage Act – Defines marriage as the union of two people who have IQs above 75.

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