True story. A long long time ago our friend Richard wanted to try some LSD. And for some reason, he wanted to do it for the first time watching a Packer game. Richard had a flat top and didn’t quite fit in with the rest of us hippie hair bags. So off he went. I was laying on the couch and Richard sat on the floor and leaned against the couch in front of me. As the drug kicked in, like everyone, he got apprehensive.
He acted much like the viral video of the little kid in the car after the dentist. While he was questioning if he was going around the bend to never come back, I felt a lump beneath me. I reached down and found a white plastic bottle of Baby Powder. As he was going on, I unscrewed the cap and slowly created a large mound of white powder on the top of his flat head. I interrupted Richard to tell him the only thing to really be concerned about was that LSD often caused ones’s brain to dry out rather quickly. He put his hand on the top of his head. felt something amiss. He slapped it with his other hand and as a giant cloud of brain flakes surrounded him he jumped around in front of the TV until we all got on a laughing jag that lasted 14 hours.
