So what’s worse? An anti Semitic Elmo or a gay Elmo? What’s worse, prom and ho’s all over Times Square or cartoon characters? What about the clothless cowboy? What about all those clowns that work for Fox News?
Next thing you know we will have bald fat little rabbit killers with shotguns running amok on 42 Street.
These are questions that try men’s souls. It’s almost as Earth shattering as the slippery slope of limiting massive sugar drinks to 16oz each to reduce obesity and diabetes in children. Now there’s something to get your ass in a sling over.