Stephen Colbert finds out that getting a blood transfusion from gays is how people turn gay.
I got into a little spat with a Texan the other day about racism and homophobia. He was very proud of being both. It is what defines him most he told me. In fact he took off his socks to show me the Stars and Bars painted on all 10 of his toes.
I tried to float the idea of “immutable cause” into the discussion and realized he had no idea what “immutable cause” meant. I explained that it is about how intrinsically wrong it is to discriminate or hate people for their chance of birth, a thing they have no control over. Blank stare. But going over it again a bit deeper he argued that NWORDS are not born on welfare and gay men become gay because of the liberal agenda, and gay women become lesbians because they are too ugly to find people of the opposite sex.
Down here in Texas, Rick Perry is considered MENSA material and George W Bush a genius. When I moved down here 34 years ago my IQ went up 50 points. So if you ever feel stupid or others are smarter than you, COME ON DOWN… It’s a life changing treat for your ego.