I am sure you are aware that Donald Trump sees himself as a huge genius saying that many people consider him the smartest man in the world, which if true would have him chomping at the bit to go head to head with Stephen Colbert on the Late Show come September.
“I’m not going to name any names, but let’s just say I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly and I have no venue, so right now I’m just dry-Trumping.
I just want to say that every little boy grows up believing that they could be president of the United States, and I’m so happy that that little boy is Donald Trump. I just hope he’s taking his vitamins. Please stay healthy until I get on the air. Don’t do anything dangerous, don’t ride any motorcycles, because every night before I go to bed I light a candle and pray that he stays in the race. And I also pray that nobody puts that candle anywhere near his hair.” Says Stephen Colbert waiting in the wings.