The horror and the pain caused by this conspiracy of Gumbynapping across our land aside, what about Bob and Babs?
It seems that Bob did not heed that warning about the black acid that came from the stage at Woodstock. And while still tripping the dark fantastic went to his nearby home to build a six foot high green Styrofoam statue of Gumby. Who by the way, did not actually play at Woodstock.
There is a problem with this video. It suffers the same profound flaw as so much of the silly pseudo documentaries on cable TV by asking WHY WHY WHY…
Like all of it, the WHY is more than obvious. Some kid took notice of it, realized how cool it would be to have a life size green Gumby statue in his bedroom, dorm room or frat house, and noticing it was made of Styrofoam knew it would be easy to carry away. In fact there can be no other answer other than the power of prayer or the lack there of.